Mr.X

Off to see the Wiz

Well, it’s about that time again. A time where my boredom wells up to inexplicable heights and is in need of a sense of stimulation through fascination, intrigue, perhaps a problem to solve…Or a problem to cause? It is amazing the kind of things you can get up to with just a bit of free time. I guess “Too much boredom can be a dangerous thing.” Once again, my abilities in detection and espionage (to some degree) has been challenged. What on earth could be the challenge this time? While it’s none other than my friend and Colleague, Major. Ladies and Gentleman, my name is Mr. X and once again I wish to share a tale of where my wits and skill are challenged yet again. So without further adieu, let the story begin. (more…)

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A Grave Misunderstanding

February 5th, 2016 2:55 am. I am staring at a ceiling in complete confusion and distraught….. How does something so simple, so easy go so horribly wrong only to be terribly misunderstood? I never quite understood how things can spiral so out of control from simple things. It is always the simplest of things that can cause difficult issues. Ironically, it is also the simplest of solutions that can cure the most complex of problems. I should know since I stake my hobbies on this. However, recently I have been left is a sense of dissonance as I had to wrap my head around a certain problem. Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is X, Mr.X, and once again, my lovely readers, I have another tale to share of my many exploits…..Is what I would say, but these will be another one of those stories, but I do promise to make it as interesting as possible. Though I must warn you, this story is incredibly stupid. (more…)

Farewell 2015…it’s been fun. Bring on 2016!!.

So 2016 is finally upon us and so is the New Year. So everyone is in a full celebratory mood and by celebratory, I mean getting completely and utterly wasted at crazy parties and such. As for me, however, I am merely basking in my apparent solitude reminiscing of the past ordeals I have faced during the year of 2015. Personally, I didn’t think I’d have much to recollect. 2015 did prove to be somewhat eventful with it’s mix of a few surprises and such. Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is X, Mr.X, and while this may not be another epic tale of my exploits or an interesting theory. It is my humble wish/request that you enjoy the recalling of the events of 2015, of stories told and maybe some untold. Now let us begin…. (more…)

Twas the night before Christmas…

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse. Except for one sulky scrooge on this Christmas eve. Who was this bitter soul, you may ask? Well it was none other than our enigmatic and acerbic persona, Mr.X. This year seems to be the same as any other except for the extreme lack of snow. You’d think that bother most as plenty would prefer to have a white Christmas, but not Mr.X. No, Mr.X seems to be quite pleased at the lack of snow this year, as in that is the only thing he is pleased about since he doesn’t need to break his back shoveling…… Once again Mr.X is suffering from his greatest enemy, Boredom. Yes, while everyone is enjoying the holidays with their family in full merriment and cheerful joy with love and care. Mr.X alone sulks as he finds those examples of Yuletide caring and apparent peace to be quite…dreadful. To make matters worse, he is without a cup of eggnog this year, making him unable to drown himself in a sweet sugary solace. Do not misunderstand, Mr.X doesn’t hate the holidays, anymore that is. In his earlier years he would full blown despise it all, from the Christmas music to the absurd traffic and the ridiculously busy stores among other personal issues. However, now he is completely indifferent toward the holiday season, though he now founds the holidays to be a gigantic bore. No bad guys to banish, no villains to vanquish, no dragons to slay, no mystery to solve. (more…)